viernes, 18 de septiembre de 2015

Chronicles of Plus - September 2015




July 25th, 2015

It’s been nearly a month, supplies are running low and the guards ignore our pleas for help.

July 26th, 2015

I grabbed a guard by his leg as his passed by my cell. “Please, it’s been a month, give us something, anything!” I begged.

“We gave you SIX games, filthy peasant”, he looked down on me with disgust, his frown so imposing it almost seemed like…yes, he had two frowns! He was double-frowning at me!

The face of rage

“B-but, they were all indies a-and—“

“What about Ground Zeroes?” his glare reflected the fury of a thousand MGS fanboys.

“B-but it’s so short a-a-and I already had it a-and—“

His boot stomped on my head until I passed out.

 All hail the great Snek

July 27th, 2015

The riotous yelling woke me up today. They finally announced the games for August!
I’ll try to find out what I can.

July 28th, 2015

Last night I tried telling the guard I had already beaten Limbo countless times already, that I didn’t need to own it again for PS4. He burst into laughter and said “you don’t really own it anyways!” Oh but that was it, I was pissed now. “And what is this bullshit? God of War Ascension? I already got the platinum ages ago! I have the physical copy, try to take that away from me, you asshole!” The last thing I remember after throwing my copy of the game at him I being stomped on the head again. I guess I’ll go mull on Temple of Osiris until next month…


July 29th, 2015

Beat Limbo again. Dignity running low.

Send help. 

August 16th, 2015

Last Thursday the rounded us up in the prison yard. They had set up gallows. Three prisoners were there, they had gags and blindfolds. The tension was palpable and the cloudy sky didn’t seem like a good omen. Slowly, they carried three prisoners unto the gallows.  Finally, the warden stepped up and made an announcement. “You will be able to pick one PS4 game for the next monthly line-up. The other two will be offered at a discount. Your choices are Grow Home, Armello, and Zombie Vikings. You have four days. That is all.” He fixed his hair and stepped down. That’s when I noticed each of the three prisoners had a sign hanging from their neck with the name of one of the games.

A heavy silence enveloped the yard. No one spoke. Then someone yelled “Grow Home!” Soon everyone was yelling “Grow Home! Grow Home! Grow Home!”Some of us tried to fight back. “Armellooooooo” I tried to shout, but I was too weak. I saw some people with Zombie Vikings t-shirts drowning in a puddle as other prisoners stood on the backs, jumping, shouting “Grow Home! Grow Home!” Soon enough, the Armello supporters broke out their shivs, but they were vastly outnumbered. The fight ended by Monday. It was a massacre.

 For Armello!


The warden stepped up again. “We have a winner!” he exclaimed, grinning with some food stuck between his teeth “Grow Home it is.” 

One of the prisoners on the gallows managed to remove his gag “But we still get the discount, right? Right?” His voice shook with despair.

“Yes, but no one cares about small discounts.” He fixed his hair again. As soon as the warden finished his sentence, the guards threw the Grow Home prisoners to the yard and hanged the other two. 

The Grow Home supporters jumped all over the prisoner and tore the limbs from his body. They started eating him, yelling “GROW HOOOOME” all the while, blood gushing out of their mouths. I managed to survive by hiding among the corpses of the fallen.

Those metallic hands are stained with blood.


August 24th, 2015

Paul lives in the cell in front of me. Our cells are at the end of the wing. Next to Paul’s cell lives Les, and next to mine lives Pedro. No one’s spoken since the voting. Our cells reek of dry blood and shame. 

They announced the September line-up today.

“So…Grow Home, huh?” I’m just trying to break the ice.

“Shut the fuck up, man” snaps Paul.

“Geez, sorry. Fine. Twisted Metal, huh? That looks good, right?” Switching the topic is a good idea with Paul. I know how to get to Paul.

“Whatever, the online servers are empty anyways” he mutters, his dead eyes staring at the ceiling. I don’t know how to get to Paul.

“Leave him be, man” says Les.

“Alguien ayúdeme, solamente tengo una Vita” Pedro sobs.

“We don’t understand you, man, we told you.” Les throws him a copy of Mortal Kombat for PS3 between the iron bars. “If this doesn’t help you, then I’m out of ideas.”


Pedro bursts loudly into tears now. The guards laugh. I’ll play some Twisted Metal to drown the sound.

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 More Chronicles of Plus will be available as I write my journal here in this dirty cell. If you enjoyed reading about the tragic events that we must endure (you monster), please stay tuned for more, and feel free to leave a comment. Also, send help.